Saint Nicola
Time to hear from the REAL victim of the SNP fraud
“Look, I understand that question.” Nicola Sturgeon, former First Minister of Scotland and leader of the SNP, was preparing to explain why she hadn’t noticed her husband buying a campervan. Or a coffee machine that cost a grand. Or a coffee machine that cost two grand. Or another coffee machine that cost two grand. Every marriage is at some level a mystery to outsiders, but most of us think we’d notice if our spouse were gearing up to open a mobile branch of Costa.
It was very decent of her to understand why people were asking how it came to be that she hadn’t noticed her house beginning to resemble a Saudi prince’s third home, with games consoles stacked next to Mont Blanc pens and a £2,600 salt-and-pepper grinder set. It was especially decent as it would turn out that anyone asking that question hates women. Over the course of Sturgeon’s hour-long interview with the BBC’s Laura Kuenssberg, we would learn that only Sid The Sexist thinks that husbands and wives discuss small matters like the provenance of that new Jaguar in the drive.